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shouldnt:

We’ve officially reached that annoying time of year where it’s sweater weather in the morning, but by midday you die from a heatstroke.

awwww-cute:

Today my boyfriend bought a label maker

awwww-cute:

Today my boyfriend bought a label maker

iwishihadafather:

that’s it. that’s the whole show

blue-energy:

I heard microsoft bought mojang

blue-energy:

I heard microsoft bought mojang

She gave me the Blue Screen.

 

It itched, and boy did it sting.

She told me she was clean,

that she hadn’t carried a virus in years.

We used firewalls,

put privacy settings on,

locked the home screens,

made sure the users wouldn’t be back for awhile.

She said I could trust her,

that her updates were relatively recent.

And yet here I am,

with a stinging USB cord

and a broken heart.

 

I guess life could be worse.

I knew a guy who got the Red Ring


And now he can’t even get turned on anymore.

a-fangirls-obsessions:

for the senior prank today, all the seniors got into a circle in the main hallway shouting “FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!” and it was so crowded that it was practically impossible to get through, but you get up to the front of the circle to see the “fight” and it’s these two guys in an intense battle of rock-paper-scissors

Nisshin Seifun (2010) - Commercial directed by Katsuya Kondo / TV Spot designed by Toshio Suzuki and Goro Miyazaki

cuteanimalsawwww:

Happy Puppy: Stitch via /r/puppies http://ift.tt/Xx37lH

cuteanimalsawwww:

Happy Puppy: Stitch via /r/puppies http://ift.tt/Xx37lH

mydragonatemyhomework:

You had sex when you’re 14? that’s your choice, you go glen coco, that is okay

You don’t want to have sex till you are married? That takes guts and that is okay

You have a fuck buddy in highschool? Not everyone likes commitment and that is okay

You are asexual and don’t like sex? That’s your sexuality, embrace it, that is okay

But you know what isn’t okay? Shaming people for their sex lives, that is not okay.

thekusabi:

RWBY JRPG sprites! Top: MOTHER3, bottom: Final Fantasy 6. By 水銀

thekusabi:

RWBY JRPG sprites! Top: MOTHER3, bottom: Final Fantasy 6. By 水銀

From Shadows by Jeff Williams/Casey Lee Williams/Sandy Casey from the album: RWBY Soundtrack: Volume 1

RWBY Soundtrack: Vol. 1

From Shadows - Jeff Williams feat. Casey Lee Williams & Sandy Casey

catsbeaversandducks:

10 Bleps That Prove a Cat is Cutest When Its Tongue is Out

The Blep: An adorable phenomenon that involves the protrusion of a cat’s cute pink tongue, often due to forgetfulness. 
Here we observe the blep in its many beautiful manifestations. [distractify]