We’ve officially reached that annoying time of year where it’s sweater weather in the morning, but by midday you die from a heatstroke.
Today my boyfriend bought a label maker
that’s it. that’s the whole show
I heard microsoft bought mojang
She gave me the Blue Screen.
It itched, and boy did it sting.
She told me she was clean,
that she hadn’t carried a virus in years.
We used firewalls,
put privacy settings on,
locked the home screens,
made sure the users wouldn’t be back for awhile.
She said I could trust her,
that her updates were relatively recent.
And yet here I am,
with a stinging USB cord
and a broken heart.
I guess life could be worse.
I knew a guy who got the Red Ring
And now he can’t even get turned on anymore.
for the senior prank today, all the seniors got into a circle in the main hallway shouting “FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!” and it was so crowded that it was practically impossible to get through, but you get up to the front of the circle to see the “fight” and it’s these two guys in an intense battle of rock-paper-scissors
Nisshin Seifun (2010) - Commercial directed by Katsuya Kondo / TV Spot designed by Toshio Suzuki and Goro Miyazaki
You had sex when you’re 14? that’s your choice, you go glen coco, that is okay
You don’t want to have sex till you are married? That takes guts and that is okay
You have a fuck buddy in highschool? Not everyone likes commitment and that is okay
You are asexual and don’t like sex? That’s your sexuality, embrace it, that is okay
But you know what isn’t okay? Shaming people for their sex lives, that is not okay.
RWBY Soundtrack: Vol. 1
From Shadows - Jeff Williams feat. Casey Lee Williams & Sandy Casey